Magical Muffin Ride

ask-theblueblur:

areluctant-hero:

Hi guys. I managed to be able to use my brother’s paypal account so I can finally start doing commissions!

I’m only doing Sonic art since I’m not very confident with my human art ^^

Currently, my family’s been struggling a lot lately. We barely have any money to pay for food — we’re pretty much only paying less than $50 nowadays to get food. My dad had told us earlier that there’s a possibility we’ll have to sell our house and move into an apartment just to get some money.

So, I figured, by starting commissions, I could help around my family for awhile. Not only is it a struggle for my parents, but it’s also a struggle for me and my brother, also we have to take care of our little sister while all of this is happening. It’d be a great help and I would be eternally grateful if any of you were interested in commissioning so I can help out my family! If you can help in any way you can, whether it’s just spreading the word or buying something, it would really mean a lot to us!

Rules and Restrictions:

Payment is via PAYPAL

  • I would like it best if you were to pay beforehand 
  • Please be sure that the request you want is absolute

I WILL NOT DRAW

  • NSFW
  • Gore (mild blood is fine)
  • Offensive material

If you are interested in commissioning me, please contact me here in my Tumblr (please do it off-anon)! Or send me a note via DeviantART or contact me via email at simplydrastic@gmail.com (I’ll send you the paypal email when in contact)

Thank you! :’)

(( Hey, guys, here’s another one of our own going through some rough patches. If there’s any way you guys can help, or can spread the word around, that’d be awesome. Many thanks. ))

starry-dawn:

This is my rat Monet. She’s really got something wrong with her eye, but this developed in just a very short span of time; today it’s very red and more swollen and I’m afraid it’s going to burst. I believe she or one of her cage mates scratched it and it got infected or scratched the lens.

Please I wasn’t going to ask but it’s looking so bad today and all of my checks from working are going for trying to get my Mom out of debt and into the plus I really don’t have any other way to get help. 

ANYTHING will help I called the vet yesterday and to get her in is 45$, and if I can just get some meds for her that’d be about 35$. If I take her in and she needs surgery then it’s going to be more than that, so the goal for now is 80$! PLEASE even if you can’t help maybe signal boost I don’t know where else to turn. My paypal is simplychyenne@gmail.com, the link to donate is on my blog sidebar and right here [x] !

cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs

nanamukuro:

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan

Hey, I didn’t think this would need to be said BUT WELL

I know Pesterchum is made for rp. But, if someone doesn’t want to roleplay with you…don’t bother them. Don’t stay ‘in-character’ unless you’re being an ass. If you want to talk just talk. If you want to rp find someone else.

SIMPLE.

Just don’t. Good gosh come on people. 

You wouldn't happen to be familiar with the Monsterfalls AU series? If so, I've got a prompt for you. Vampire!Gideon wants to turn Mabel into a vampire so that she could be his queen for all eternity,what with vampires technically being undead. It could be played for horror or just a somewhat dark comedy.
Anonymous

THIS GOT LONG I’M SORRY.

Same as other drabbles. Non-edited and roughed. I’m still taking requests too! Just send an ask. Also Mabel repeats memes whenever possible because she’s lame.

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When the ‘trouble’ started, the washcloth he handed her was sopping wet. So many minutes later, it was starting to dry at the edges and get stiff. Feeling her water dry up, she pressed it all the harder against the gills that flapped below her ears. It was doing little good and soon enough she would need something more. Already she could see the scales on her body start to get sticky. Mermando never did tell her how long he could stay out of water…

The room she was so rudely dumped into was empty for now. That little blood-sucking dummy had left her ‘to her thoughts’ as he rummaged for a quick meal. He would be back soon and expecting an answer from her. No doubt the kid would also start monologuing about what an honor he had offered her.

Whatever honor that was anyways. No matter her answer she was going to die, that she was sure of. At least with one answer…she was able to come back.

Part of her almost relished the idea. A mermaid was great yeah…but a vampire mermaid?! Unheard of! Unbelievable! Fantastic!

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Every Minecraft youtuber ever

thats-so-ravenhill:

*Dubstep intro, animated pickaxes fly across the screen*
"Hey guys this is MinecraftGuy49Xx and this is episode 452 of Minecraft Hunger Games. Let’s get started! Ok so I got a wooden swo-OHMYGODTHERESAGUYWOAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHH- Ok I killed him. So this is my spade named spady, he’s the one running joke so I have so you can tell me apart from the millions of other Minecraft LP-ers. Oh look I died, like and subscribe.”

the-winchester-initiative:

pugletto:

I tried.

You succeeded

bogleech:

note-a-bear:

kaalashnikov:

cracked:

Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.

cloudy with a chance of witch burning

your periodic reminder that a good chunk of Europe basically shat the bed for a few centuries while everyone else kinda did their thing.

There is SOMETHING I wrote that wound up in the De-Textbook because I got a one-page payment but I never found out what it was, maybe something I said about praying mantis mating habits or rats or something

bogleech:

note-a-bear:

kaalashnikov:

cracked:

Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.

cloudy with a chance of witch burning

your periodic reminder that a good chunk of Europe basically shat the bed for a few centuries while everyone else kinda did their thing.

There is SOMETHING I wrote that wound up in the De-Textbook because I got a one-page payment but I never found out what it was, maybe something I said about praying mantis mating habits or rats or something

I’m gonna post bug pics later today. Of you don’t want to see them block ‘bugs at work’. I use other tags but yeah.

BTW following me mean this kind of stuff.